Imagine if the Metal Gear Characters had facebook pages.
Big Boss: Only post’s pictures of things he’s about to it.
Eva: Spends 90% of her time taking sexually over the top selfies.
Ocelot: Is always the first one to like and comment on everyone single one of Big Boss’ posts.
Snake & Otakon: Tons of cute photo’s of the two of them and Sunny.
Liquid: The guy who threatens to remove people from his friends list because of the slightest things.
Raiden: The guy who posts depressing poems.
The Raiden one is true except for when he’s having a “bad” day, wherein he rants about how awesome blades are.